Talk Dirty To Me: Coeur Noir
OK today I am doing some blatant self-promotion because the XXX-rated movie “Cirque Nuit” where I have a leading part has just been released and I am talking to the man behind it all Mr. Coeur Noir. Not only am I hoping this will score me more movie parts LOL but it’s not often I get to pick the brain of someone as creative as this guy. If you still haven’t seen the movie I strongly suggest you treat yourself to watching this baby. Make sure you get naked first tho *winks* because it is kinda steamy. So – I took my clothes off for this TDTM-interview and set up a meeting for us at the pool at the awsome Club Elysion because I knew that would turn up the heat and make him get his kit off too. Well, a girl’s gotta take some initiative right? So I present to you all: Mister clown porn himself – director Coeur Noir.
Sugar: – Oh Mr. Noir it’s so good to see you especially naked! Congratz on the release of your new movie – “Cirque Nuit” – or night circus – how does it feel to finally show it to the world?
Coeur Noir: – It feels good. Not unlike giving birth I expect. I’ve been pregnant with this particular story for quite some time now. so to have it out of me feels very good.
Sugar: – Hm you sure gained your figure back quick after this long pregnancy *giggles*. I know the circus in your new movie is NOTHING like the circuses I’ve ever been to. What exactly is a night circus and where did the idea of nasty carnies and clown-whores come from?
Coeur Noir: – Well you can think of the Night Circus as a place where your dreams can play. As for where it comes from I have no idea. One day I woke up and said “Clown Porn!” Three years later here we are.
Sugar: – Oooh yes, I have been cumming confetti ever since! Have you had any dirty clown experiences yourself?
Coeur Noir: – No can’t say that I have. Outside of a 5 year old being caught surprised by a large elderly neighbor lady with a slight penchant to cake on the make up, I can’t recall any scary incidents with clowns. But I know a lot of people are scared of them. I think Tim Curry, playing Pennywise, from the movie IT, may have more then a small part on the forming of those fears.
Sugar: – As you can see I am conducting this interview naked, how hard is it for you to concentrate right now?
Coeur Noir: – Huh? what? Interview? Oh yes. Interview. Um…. err… I will say that you are being very unfair. How’s a man supposed concentrate with those momma’s starting at him?
(At this point I poised myself to my best advantage of course and blushed – a technique I picked up in acting class. And spread out some snapshots taken on location for you to drool over)
Sugar: – A lot of people have asked me how a novice like me landed the leading part in “Cirque Nuit”. I tell them it was my method acting. You would probably say its the way I give head. But what advice would you give to budding actors and actresses looking for movie parts?
Coeur Noir: – Who ya askin? Years pass between my releases. I got no freakin’ clue. Well that’s not true. I made “So You Wanna Be A Pornstar?” for a girl named Claire because she asked me at the exact right time. So asking someone to make a movie with them has worked at least once. Ask me again once we get rolling with productions.
Sugar: – Ooh you bet! Now – we all know genitals are cool, but if the brain is one of our biggest sexual organs it needs stimulation too right? And often words are as powerful as the mighty vibrator. What’s the hottest thing you have ever heard anyone say in a porno?
Coeur Noir: – “It was one of those hot nights. I found it difficult to sleep.”
Sugar: – OK now you made me blush for real, see even my ass is red! (composes myself somewhat) So where were we? Oh yes the brain….hehe, we need to feed the brain. But some would say intellectualizing pornography is gonna lead to a lot of limp dicks though, where would you draw the line?
Coeur Noir: – I am unsure spending time thinking about sexuality has any use at all. I think sex is for wallowing in rather then thinking about.
Sugar: – Oh yes wallowing is my speciality! What is most important to you as a director when you are casting for a dirty movie – is it how you look or is it the actor/actress’ diction – like how you moan “oooh you’re soooo big”?
Coeur Noir: – Looks by far at this point. I’ve just started working with producing audio and haven’t really come up with any firm solutions on how to generate it at a specified quality consistently. As time goes on I think audio will become more important in my productions but I think no matter what the Look will always be the primary desired characteristic.
Sugar: – What would you say is your signature style as a director?
Coeur Noir: – I don’t think I have a style to be honest. I don’t think I have made enough movies to develop a style. Prolific is not a word I would use to describe my contributions to the SL-porn community. So I guess Kubrikian would be an accurate description for now in that Kubrick went years between releases. I mean to correct that. I think whats common in the movies I have done in the past is uncompromising quality. The product has to look good to me or it doesn’t go out. So whatever style I do end up developing I hope that the drive for visual quality will always be the same. I see zero reason that porno should not look the best it possibly can.
Sugar: – Oooh prolific – I just LOVE it when you talk so dirty to me I have to look it up in the dictionary! *shivers* Now there’s something I have been wanting to ask you for a long time: you are reputed to be a master of filthy fuckery – is there something Coeur Noir would not do on film?
Coeur Noir: -: You know that’s an interesting question that I have asked myself. What won’t I do? I don’t know. I more then likely wouldn’t do the Dolcett stuff. I think that stuff is too dark even for me. But could I make movies about subjects that hold little or no sexual interest to me? Could I do a Femdom movie? A gay movie? Dog and cat interspecies rape? I think I could. It will be very interesting to find out what I wont do.
Sugar: – And if i asked you very nicely – would you concider doing a series of spanking movies?
Coeur Noir: – Oh absolutely. When do you want to get started?
(Here I am biting my fist not to yell YESSSSS!!!! – and then pretend I am taking notes like crazy…because getting paid for getting spanked??? Wow and it’s not even Xmas yet!)
Sugar: – Normally pornos don’t have too much of a storyline – its usually some guy – a pizza delivery man or a plumber – who knocks on the door of some lonely and scantily clad houswife. And before you know it he’s checking the pipes – and i don’t mean the ones in the bathroom *giggles. And nothing wrong with that as long as the action is hot *grins* Yet – you chose to do a full storyline for “Cirque Nuit” – why?
Coeur Noir: – Well I consider myself a writer first and foremost. So for me everything is about story anyway. Secondly the Revolution of Porn started when I was still teenager and all the porn then was story based. Most stories were really simple too, as you have pointed out. The story’s purpose was to set up the fucking and the faster the producers could get to the fucking the better. But for me I liked the build and release possibilities you could get from a good story being told well. I always thought there could be great story and great sex in the same production. I had two movies as a younger consumer of porn that were very influential on me as a film maker, “The Punishment of Anne” and “New Wave Hookers“. Those two, to me, were about as good as the genre was going to produce and I have been trying to equal the standard I took from both movies since. In fact, it’s been a while since I have watched “New Wave Hookers”, but I think the whole Clown Porn idea may have been planted by that movie. I just remember always laughing my ass off when I saw a clown fucking someone.
Sugar: – But some would say porn is for getting off – can you combine Shakespeare and shagging and hope for release?
Coeur Noir: – Yea I do think so. Maybe not Shakespeare. But Jackie Collins? Absolutely. The problem is today porn seems to be a bit of a throwaway thing, maybe even a shameful thing. It certainly isn’t taken seriously nor are the people who make it. It’s just for getting off. Well lets apply that standard to other aspects of our lives. Let’s apply this standard to diet. Food is for eating. Why bother going to the trouble in preparation and presentation when we can just shove it in our mouths, chew and be done with it? Food would be very boring like that. That’s what I think of porn in the RL. It’s all bland and boring and it all looks the same. Some guy fucking some girl with bruises or bullet holes over and over until he busts a nut on her face. That’s hot for maybe the first two views. How many times can you see a cock plunge in and out of an asshole? I mean seriously. How many times? Human sexuality is so diverse it’s gotta be dying for some kind of contrast and maybe even a little content. Myth is very important to human beings. We relate so much to various narratives. I see no reason our Erotic Arts shouldn’t carry some shreds of narrative structure. Otherwise all we are really doing is watching other people fuck.
(OK I’m not gonna tell how many times I could watch a cock plunge in and out of an asshole, that will be my secret hehe. Oh and the picture above was taken at the Crazy Whore Burlesque Club at the Dirty Princess sim)
Sugar: – OK now before I watch “Cirque Nuit” for maybe the 500th time this weekend – what are your plans for the future?
Coeur Noir: – You mentioned something about spanking movies didn’t you? Ask me again after we get them done.
Sugar: – Oh you can bet on that! And thank you so much for taking the time to do this interview with me. And dear readers – go spank this link to watch “Cirque Nuit” now. Let me all know what you think about it and by all means leave comments on the movie, these directors work hard and some looove is appreciated. Oh and – bring tissues, you’re gonna need them :))